Got breakfast? Because you are good with milk.If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!.Let’s have breakfast tomorrow – in bed.You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast in bed?.I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?.Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.I’m going to make you breakfast…Omelet you suck this dick.Are you breakfast? Because I need you to start my day.I cannot imagine to start the day without eating you up. Hey baby, I’d like to French your toast.Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!.I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I’ll even buy you breakfast.I cannot start the day without eating you. Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.I’ll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.Are you pancakes? Because I just wanna stack on top of you.Are you breakfast? I want to do breakfast with you.Since you’re staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?.Wanna go on a date? Wanna maybe do dinner a movie then…Breakfast?.Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French.But in between, we’ll have to have some dessert. Would you like to get breakfast tomorrow? Should I call you or nudge you?.My sausages are cold, could you warm them up?.Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up for breakfast.My beans are cold could you warm them up?.If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I know I am having brunch this weekend.Wanna maybe do dinner a movie then…Breakfast?.How do you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled, fertilized?.Babe, you so hot you turn my sausage into bacon.You’re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.Girl, I want to love you like Walter Junior loves breakfast.Are you breakfast, because I miss you often.Are you a pancake? Because I’d like to eat you on a Sunday breakfast.I like breakfast in bed, so why don’t you just come sit on my face?.Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you’re looking magically delicious.I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. Since you’re staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?.Excuse me did you eat breakfast? Was it lucky charms, because you look magically delicious?.Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow shall I call you or nudge you?.Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.Babe, I got the syrup you need all over your stacks of pancakes.If you want to get brushed away without a second glance, go for these lines every time. If you want to meet somebody, be original and make him or her laugh. Ich dachte immer, dass alle Engel Flügel hätten… You knocked me out with a look from your eyes! Kann ich Dir meine Handynummer geben, bevor die Hölle einfriert? Kann ich es Dir ausziehen?Ĭan I give you my cell number in case Hell freezes over? That’s a nice soccer jersey, can I talk you out of it?ĭas ist ein nettes Fußballtrikot. Wie kommt es, dass so ein nettes Mädchen wie Du in solchen schmutzigen Gedankengängen wie den meinen auftaucht? What is a nice girl like you doing in such a dirty mind like mine? Wenn ich sagen würde, dass Du einen tollen Körper hast, würdest Du ihn gegen mich drücken? If I said that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? So it is with these unfortunately numerous experiences that I can write as an expert in what you should never ever say as your pick-up line in Germany (or anywhere, really). Maybe it was my American haircut or fashion, but I would attempt to strike up a conversation and only get, if I was lucky, a stony stare, or at worst a complete denial of my existence. It struck me that when you attempt to flirt with German girls in the clubs, not only do German girls shoot you down, they shoot you down with a vengeance. Once I arrived back home, I had some time to reflect on my time there. I had the privilege last year of spending some time in Germany, touring the sites, somewhat vigorously sampling the beer and food, meeting the local people and exploring German culture. Now that we’ve wet your appetite with ten hilarious French pick-up lines, here are a few pick-up lines you should never use auf Deutsch. Welcome to the second installment of the Poly-flirt.
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